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I used to have a snake and i used to feed him mice all the time
its so cool to look at while he eats them but you cringe aknnsusndksdf

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what i think my neighbor just said to his dog

dog: *barking like it owns the place*

neighbor: HEY! SETTLE DOWN OR I'MA SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS.

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